Fan Gets Kicked Out from Gig Because of Shirt He Wore

By Nick Leonardi on April 27, 2017

Eloy- Arizona - A 19-year old Dan Stevens was recently kicked out from a club in AZ where a Led Zeppelin tribute band Every Inch of My Love performed songs by the legendary British band.

During the performance of classic “Stairway to Heaven,” singer Alan Rose, who previously started the song with words “I think his is the song of hope,” called in security to kick out the unlucky Dan.

Our reporter who was at the gig had a few minutes to chat with the singer, and asked about the situation, Alan furiously said: “Well, did you see the shirt he was wearing? That’s preposterous! He was grabbing my attention with that shirt, and I couldn’t focus on doing what I do best.“

After the show, Stevens could be seen around the club shouting “Been a long time since I rock and rolled…,” playing air guitar, air bass, and air drums.

Pictured below is Dan wearing the Led Zeppelin shirt that caused the mess.

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